I ended up with this book "Sh*t Girls Say." I am guilty of saying just about everything in the book. And so I am getting back on it with Sh*t Howard Says. Well, originally I titled the post that. I just could not stand looking at it so I changed it to Stuff Howard Says.
With which ...
"Can I wear a suit?"
"You're going to burn the house down."
"I'm getting stronger."
"We're out of oats."
"Maybe I should play ...
"Stop nagging me about the toilet."
"I should go back to listening to Art Tatum."
"I just like to stay home."
"Why do they have to have a horn?"
"This whiskey is great stuff."
"I have to go downtown."
"Leonard Pennario really was the greatest."
(I love him especially for that last one.)