"I can take stuff to the dumps with it," he says. "I can use it as a Dumpster."
I cannot wait until he buys it so I can dump the whole contents of the house into it. OK, I will keep the piano and all my Leonard Pennario stuff. Other than that, though, go at it, Boy-O.
We can hook one of those construction tubes right on up to the front window of the upstairs bedroom. I can start by dumping in all the clothes I do not like. Then I can move on to the furniture.
Imagine how that would feel!
And the space left over in the dump, we can fill up with bishop's weed from the garden.
Then I can buy all new stuff at estate sales and use the Scout dumper to bring it on home.
At last, a viable plan for my life!
Though I really think he should go all the way and buy this.
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