Squat! Squeeze!

Yesterday I went back to Body Sculpt. It actually feels good to exercise. Especially in the middle of the day. I was talking to my friend Lenny in Body Sculpt and after we were through complaining, I told him, the truth is, it does feel kind of good. I smile at more people on the street on the way home from class than I do on the way to.

The play the gosh darnedest "music." Note that I put the word in sarcastic Leonard Pennario quotes.

One song went:

Man: "You are my diamond girl."

Woman's voice: "Yes."

Over and over!

We then sweated to the strains of: "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.. Uh uh uh... uh uh uh... uh uh uh, uh uh uh....

By now I was lying there like this.

Then there was this number where the man kept repeating:

"My best friend's girlfriend... my best friend's girlfriend ... my best friend's girlfriend..."

Zut alors!

I must want to sculpt my body really bad!


Now I am thinking of other songs that have killed me at the gym. Once when I was wandering around doing this weight machine and that, this singer, this woman, kept repeating:


"I am ... a very sexy girl."

And a guy would reply: "You're amazing."


Ha, ha!

Then there was a song with a guy going... "She's so hi-i-i-igh above me..." over and over. It is always something repeated over and over.


I should not be slaving away at this book about Leonard Pennario.

I should be writing songs!