Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Squat! Squeeze!

Yesterday I went back to Body Sculpt. It actually feels good to exercise. Especially in the middle of the day. I was talking to my friend Lenny in Body Sculpt and after we were through complaining, I told him, the truth is, it does feel kind of good. I smile at more people on the street on the way home from class than I do on the way to.

The play the gosh darnedest "music." Note that I put the word in sarcastic Leonard Pennario quotes.

One song went:

Man: "You are my diamond girl."

Woman's voice: "Yes."

Over and over!

We then sweated to the strains of: "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.. Uh uh uh... uh uh uh... uh uh uh, uh uh uh....

By now I was lying there like this.

Then there was this number where the man kept repeating:

"My best friend's girlfriend... my best friend's girlfriend ... my best friend's girlfriend..."

Zut alors!

I must want to sculpt my body really bad!

Now I am thinking of other songs that have killed me at the gym. Once when I was wandering around doing this weight machine and that, this singer, this woman, kept repeating:

"I am ... a very sexy girl."

And a guy would reply: "You're amazing."

Ha, ha!

Then there was a song with a guy going... "She's so hi-i-i-igh above me..." over and over. It is always something repeated over and over.

I should not be slaving away at this book about Leonard Pennario.

I should be writing songs!

1 comment:

Larry said...

I should send you some of my Bluegrass to give to them to play, lol! Just uploaded an old 1963 classic (very rare) to YT - "Bluegrass Banjos On Fire". Now that would get you working double time (at least)!