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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Yesterday I went back to Body Sculpt. It actually feels good to exercise. Especially in the middle of the day. I was talking to my friend Lenny in Body Sculpt and after we were through complaining, I told him, the truth is, it does feel kind of good. I smile at more people on the street on the way home from class than I do on the way to.
The play the gosh darnedest "music." Note that I put the word in sarcastic Leonard Pennario quotes.
One song went:
Man: "You are my diamond girl."
Woman's voice: "Yes."
Over and over!
We then sweated to the strains of: "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.. Uh uh uh... uh uh uh... uh uh uh, uh uh uh....
By now I was lying there like this.
Then there was this number where the man kept repeating:
"My best friend's girlfriend... my best friend's girlfriend ... my best friend's girlfriend..."
I must want to sculpt my body really bad!
Now I am thinking of other songs that have killed me at the gym. Once when I was wandering around doing this weight machine and that, this singer, this woman, kept repeating:
"I am ... a very sexy girl."
And a guy would reply: "You're amazing."
Then there was a song with a guy going... "She's so hi-i-i-igh above me..." over and over. It is always something repeated over and over.
I should not be slaving away at this book about Leonard Pennario.