My cooking show debut

Yesterday after the gym and talking to Maestro Russell Stanger about Leonard Pennario, I went down in the kitchen and began cooking dinner. And Howard showed up and shoved a camera in my face!

Howard found a site which lets you do live TV shows, free. And he wanted to test it. So we did an impromptu cooking show! He put the camera in my face and I talked. And luckily I was doing something fancy. I was roasting Cornish hens, which I never do. They were on sale somewhere. And I was roasting Honey Bear squash! So I got to talk about that.

I am used to Howard trying all this stuff. He always has some new idea. Almost always it is something high-minded. Last week I said, "Howard, this is like being married to King Arthur."

All I could picture was King Arthur telling Guinevere about all his ideas.

"A round table! Where all the knights would gather!"

Ha, ha! And you can just picture Guinevere yawning. Thinking: What about this new gown I am wearing? What about this wild boar I prepared? I thought it came out just perfectly and now all he wants to talk about is this round table and he does not even notice.

Luckily Howard's ideas are not generally as boring. The cooking show for instance was kind of fun.

You can view my new cooking show by clicking here. (Editor's note: We apologize for  having no audio for the first 30 seconds of the show.)