Sunday, May 31, 2009
Nightmare on Parkside
Just now while I was Water-Piking my teeth I thought of the grossest thing. This is a true story and I dare anyone to top it.
Well, there was the worm story which Leonard Pennario said was the grossest thing in the world and I might agree with him on that. But this is something else I just remembered.
Once years ago when I was living in my apartment on Parkside -- the haunted apartment, remember -- we had all kinds of squalor. My roommates had dogs and the dogs were not toilet trained well and there was a cat too and things were always out of control.
And one night when I was sleeping a mouse...
... ran over my face!
See, I warned you it was gross!
I cannot believe I can even think about that. I cannot believe that memory is in my head. It is like something out of "Les Mis." See that poster above? That was me!
Can anyone top my story?
I doubt it.