I will put aside the issue of it being only May. I have to zero in on something else.
Advent wine calendars. I ask you.
Do these people even know what an Advent calendar is?
These Advent Wine Calendars must be brought to you by the same people who think the Twelve Days of Christmas start 12 days before Christmas Day.
How about a Twelve Days of Christmas wine box that starts on the First Day of Christmas, Dec. 25?
Instead of Dry January we would have to have Dry February. That makes sense considering February is the shortest month.
We should have time to get this right.
It is still only May!