Sunday, November 6, 2022

The Werewolf Next Door

 


I ran this photo extra big so you can see the view from my kitchen window.

It is the werewolf next door!

The werewolf arrived well in time for Hallowe'en. I saw a big cardboard box on the porch next door. The box came from China and there was an amazing label on it.

The label read: "ANIMATED IMMORTAL WEREWOLF."

And sure enough.

For weeks the werewolf presided over the next door neighbor's front yard. Its eyes glowed red and it open and shut its jaws all day. And at night it cast crazy shadows on the bedroom ceiling. The cat would be looking up, wondering what was going on.

Meanwhile a witch went up in front of the house on the other side. It emitted constant cackling. It was like being at Crystal Beach!

You cannot go back to normal just because All Hallows is in the rear-view mirror. And so the werewolf was brought into the neighbor's back yard, the equivalent to being put out to pasture.

However.

It is more scary in this new location!

Actually this is the original location. When the werewolf was first assembled it sat in the back yard and Howard and I agreed it was scarier there than in the front.

So it is good news that the Animated Immortal Werewolf is back where it was.

More good news: The fact that this thing made it here from China puts to rest any concerns I ever had about the supply chain, I will tell you that right now.

If the werewolf can get here, anything can!

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