Friday, June 12, 2009
The miracle of the lost wine
It is awfully early in the morning to be thinking about wine but I am thinking about it anyway. That is because on my music Web log I got thinking about this miracle St. Anthony of Padua performed. It is the Feast of St. Anthony tomorrow, June 13. And that is what led me to reading up on this miracle. It is amazing!
On his way back to Italy after the death of St. Francis (3 October, 1226), St. Anthony traveled through Provence where, tired from travel, he and his companions entered the house of a poor woman, who placed bread and wine before them. She had forgotten, though, to shut off the tap of the wine-barrel -- and as the wine was running out, one of Anthony's companions broke his glass. Anthony prayed, and the wine barrel was filled up again and the glass was made whole.
Ha, ha! Saint after my own heart! No wonder St. Anthony is the patron saint of lost objects. He restored the lost wine!
I will have to tell my friend Gary about St. Anthony's wine miracle. Gary and I always joke about how we are going to take a trip to the Finger Lakes where there is a winery that advertises the All-You-Can-Drink Wine Spigot.
"We are so there!" I remember Gary laughing.
There is also this other famous story.
This happened a year or two ago when Gary and lounge sensation Guy Boleri and I were driving back from Toronto. You know that long boring drive back from Toronto, you talk about anything that comes into your head, just to pass the time. So Gary and I were talking and not thinking about what we were talking about. And Guy was sitting quietly in the back seat.
But anger was building up inside of him. Because when we dropped him off, he burst out: "Do you think at all what you are talking about?" And we admitted we did not. And he said: "Ninety percent of your conversation was about alcohol!"
Then we were dying laughing because it was true!
We thought back on what we had talked about. We had discussed the bars we had been at in Toronto the night before. Then passing through wine country ...
... our thoughts had wandered into if we could ever open a winery, and what it would entail, and how much money you would need, and where the winery should be.
Then we compared stories about wineries we had visited.
Next we began bragging to each other about booze we had smuggled into places where you were not allowed to bring in any alcohol. And we began swapping stories of how it could be done. There was one time about three years ago that I was at this bone-dry Southern folk festival. And I managed to get through the gates with seven cans of beer and a box of wine! With guards searching my bags and patting me down! That was amazing and I will probably never top that. Looking back, I get like Leonard Pennario remembering his performances with Jascha Heifetz. I see it as the crowning glory of my career.
One day when I am in the running for sainthood someone had better bring this up as a miracle I performed.
When you are talking about things like this the time flies and before Gary and I knew it we were nearing the border. That got us talking about the Duty Free Shop and whether or not the liquor prices there were a good deal.
And so the ride went!
No wonder Guy was ticked off! Besides which he is a Buddhist and Buddhists are uptight. It is funny because they are supposed to be into meditation and everything but they are some of the most uptight people in the world, I am sorry.
I know for a fact that if you showed the Dalai Lama a wine barrel where the tap was left running by mistake he a.) would not recognize the seriousness of the situation and b.) even if he did would be unable to fix it.
Unlike St. Anthony.
Saint after my own heart!